Dr Fixit (4511 - 4520)
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who
inattentive and deep in chats were
and when
negatively they reacted, they were
told by the
audience hot in pursuit
what was on.
They’d pipe down and as it’d suit
some of
them, they tagged along the last tale
to hear. The
pole went on as if by a gale
it was
driven. The dude we rode on his shoulders
would’ve
opted out as from streets to boulevards
we were
hauled along but he found his hand
to the pole
was glued like the rest of the band
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of volunteers
and until the end of the task,
no one hand
could leave the pole. And if you ask
to know why,
I’d say wait till this tale
reaches its
end as you definitely won’t fail
the gist to
grasp. The pole swung across
a busy
street, car drivers with force
stepped on
their pedals and tyres did screech
as they
stopped and the outburst was rich
with foul
language at the intruders
who kept on
as if chased by robbers.
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The
volunteers clung to the pole and the crowd
of
onlookers, some on motorbikes, were hard
on their
heels till the pole swung into
a large
compound and then rammed a window,
hauled the
volunteers back and rammed again
as a fellow screamed
inside. Without refrain,
the pole
rammed into the window harder
and the
fellow fumbled with the door and did holler
as he
marched out but only to see the crowd.
He gaped. The
pole swerved around the tout,
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flew the
volunteers through the door
and sailed
to a bag with blue as its colour
which hung
directly on the wall
and slammed
straight into it and then fall
with the
volunteers to the floor.
The native
doctor grabbed the bag and pour
he did the
contents down on the carpet
and among
them was a smart-looking gadget.
‘That’s my
phone!’ the owner screamed.
The fellow
who left the room was screened
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by the incoming
hordes and brought back
and with
question after question was attacked.
‘How come
this phone was in your bag?’ the owner
of the cafe
asked. The suspect did stammer
as he
attempted the question to answer.
‘I ... I ...
saw it ... in the business centre ...’
‘Why didn’t you
give it to us?’ The holler
from the
cafe owner was louder
than a siren
and drew to every corner
of the yard a
horde quite greater
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than that of
a market. Who did pilfer
the
smartphone in shame did cower.
‘I know
you’re a regular in our centre
but I didn’t
know you spied on us as a robber.
You saw a
phone forgotten by the owner
but instead
of bringing it to my boy’s corner,
you stole it
to rubbish our reputation.
Now you’ve
been found out, make a consultation
with the man
in charge of the ukang
and whatever
the hue of the language, slang
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‘or
standard, get ready to meet
his demands
or we’d march you to the street,
and get
ready to dance to a horrendous beat.’
‘You had
ruffled the sleep of my pole, kid,
and to get it
back to base entails sacrifice.
This one
won’t eat your noodles or rice
but seven big
tubers of yam and a live cock;
you’d return
before the hand of a clock
makes a full
turn and counts the hour
five
thousand naira to the cafe owner
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‘and pay damages
to who owns the smartphone
if any part
of it loses its original tone
and for the
transport of my illustrious pole
back to its
base, seven thousand out you must dole.
I’m done,’
the native doctor said and put back
the branch
of leaves between his lips. The lad
looked around
him like an astronaut
stepping out
into space sensing if cold or hot
is the
ambience or if the aliens might
emerge to
welcome his presence or fight.
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The young
man’s mind in fact raced helter-skelter.
‘Who is the
owner of this shelter?’
the business
centre owner moved to ask
a pertinent
question. It seemed like a task
for the
fellow to answer and a gruff voice
butted in:
‘I wish una go make the final choice
and hand
this guy to us. If we panel-beat him
for five
minutes or ten, his sense wey be like e dim
go light up
and trust me, wetin una no ask,
he go answer.’
The pidgin response said the task
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of making the
thief to act quickly
would be swift
if the thief stiffly
was beaten. Jungle
justice you’d call it
and the thief
who caught the drift
was now babbling
out his response.
‘It’s a family
house,’ replied the dunce.
‘Can we see your
parents?’ The question
came from the
cafe’s owner. The attention
of everyone was
drawn towards the finger
of the smart-looking youthful phone snatcher.
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