Dr Fixit (4531 - 4540)
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‘to describe
such Yet. You have the licence
to craft a
new term. Use your common sense.’
My aide
nodded and repeated: ‘Ukang.’
It is a term
known to every inhabitant
of the city
here. It comes in diverse forms,
simple or
complex. Something could be torn
like a
thread or broomstick when the name
of a culprit
is mentioned though it did remain
in the middle of a long list of names
or the eyes
of a culprit could be inflamed
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as if pepper
was sprayed into them
as the ukang
is administered and then,
he or she
would yelp and the eyes reddish
would turn
and burn and the culprit won’t relish
such
experience but relief comes only
when the
native doctor’s dictates duly
are met.
When what he asked for is given
and a
sacrifice is undertaken,
items
mystically thrown into the eyes
with special
leaves would be made to fly out
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and things
like the seeds of alligator pepper
could be
seen landing on the ground and the leper
again could
be made whole. ‘Ukang is closely
related with
mbiam,’ to my orderly
I
volunteered to explain further.
‘The latter
is more extreme than the former.
If a bad
deed is done, the culprit
suffers
mysteriously grave consequences if it
had been
placed on an object beforehand
or
administered after the victim’s demand
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‘to a native
doctor that it so be done
as over time
his patience off had been worn.
For
instance, the owner of a farm
whose
produce frequently suffers harm
like yam
tubers or bunches of plantain
being cut
could think of how to retain
the thief
who frequently does this right there
on the farm
or for an object to adhere
to the
culprit and if he or she won’t confess
within a
stipulated time frame; then next
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‘he or she
would die after a prolonged period
of ill
health. The funeral is not devoid
of rituals
by a specialised native doctor
but with a
popular fetish called ankor,
who dies of
it is buried by a cult
of same
name.’ The new terms did catapult
my friend to
repeat them, committing these
to memory.
Clearly, he didn’t want to miss
any new
terms in English or otherwise.
I let him a
while to organize
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and file
away these in his memory.
Soon, he
would enrich his linguistic library.
I went on:
‘It has been said a python
mysteriously
could wrap itself on the loin
and except
confession is made, it would
stay there
whether you’re clothed or nude.’
‘What!’ my
aide exclaimed. ‘Of course, fear
would always
make such a burden hard to bear.
As the thief
confesses, the owner of the farm
would guide him or her on the plan
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‘for
redemption and when the conditions are met,
the evil
would disappear, you can bet.
The sign of
one who has been arrested
by ankor is
swelling from feet which to the head
finally from
the tummy would spread
and
eventually, the culprit would be dead.
The sign
responds to no treatment
and even apt
rituals at the wrong moment
(which is
the point the swell reaches the belly)
can’t
reverse the damage really.
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‘It’s said when ankor members celebrate,
they walk
barefoot and it’d even be unfortunate
for anyone
to strike their feet during procession
as such is
cursed with affliction
with ankor
and the food shared in such events
is eaten and
finished there as the remains
would harm
who eats it. You part with it.’
My aide’s
eyes popped and he did
in
wonderment uttered: ‘Humans!
They don’t
stop doing things in a trance
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‘would leave
you.’ The motorcyclist did march
his brakes
and the tyres sounded harsh.
Our host
disembarked, paid the fare and walked
into the
cafe where in all directions, people talked.
The one
topic was the phone that the dude
took and how
the pole rode into his neighbourhood
and slammed
straight into the dude’s room
and removed
from the phone owner’s face the gloom
which stayed
there when he realized his phone
was gone.
The chatter was silenced by the moan
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of the man
whose motorcycle someone took.
‘Oga, help
me!’ Everyone took a look
quite
contemplative at the fellow moaning.
‘Yes, what’s
the problem?’ The probing
came from
the cafe owner seeing the bloke
was directly
addressing him. ‘A yoke
another
thief had put on my shoulder
as we were
watching with you how our brother,
the medicine
man, guided his pole to retrieve
the stolen phone. Someone there did relieve
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